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Joke of the Day

"I once put a bunch of grapes in a woman's vagina.... She didn't say much, she just let out a little wine."

"What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a roof!"

"I like winter.. ..it's cooler than summer"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape? Elephant grape sine theta."

"Something good did come out of last night: I talked to my mom and my fiancee on the phone while they were crying- and it wasn't about something I'd done!"

"What do you call immigrants to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners"

"My name is fatatata But I am not fatatall"

"Someone at this party is wearing the same shirt as me. It's very awkward. How did this happen. We barely even fit in this shirt."

"A pirate walks in a bar. A man notices that he has a wheel attached to his groin. He then asked the pirate , how can you live with that man? The Pirate replies Arrrghh! It drives me nuts!!!"

"A man was asked if he would rather have a new circular saw or a ladder... He chose the latter."