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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your Apple device gets warm? Ask apple to open the backdoor."
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"Trying to figure out a Tiger Woods joke. All I know is the punchline: ""A hole in one."" Probably something to do with a vag."
"I lose my white friends in the snow and I lose my Asian friends in the sand. Where do I lose my Arab friends? I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter."
"What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes? Vans of der Waals"
"Why do they name all hurricanes after women? Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car"
"My creepy neighbour asked me if I think he's creepy. The fact that he asked through my bathroom window after my shower just made it awkward"
"I hate eating vegetables... The wheelchair is always getting in the way"
"Next on CNN, 600 hours of guessing what happened to a plane."
"**mass text** Girl, you know you're the only one."
"What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom? Time to go to sweep."