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Joke of the Day

"Took the batteries out of the smoke detector to use in my remote cause I would rather die in a fire than have to get up & change the channel"

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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beth ! Beth who ? Beth wisheth thweetie !"
"Just lost my mood ring... not sure how I feel about that."
"A greek guy is bullied on the interwebs... grekt"
"Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class."
"Patient: ""Doctor, my eye hurts when I drink my tea..."" Doctor: ""Well take the spoon out then.."""
"Let's Play Communist Monopoly! Oh wait..."
"Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening to you."
"Having sex with people that have low IQs is f*cking stupid"
"What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job? ""This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"""