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Joke of the Day
"I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down"
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"What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent? Thanks for opening my mind."
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"Whenever you ride an elevator with other people, it's best not to mention your imaginary friends even if someone is standing on Carl."
"What's Brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr Dre......."
"how many Frenchmen does it take to properly defend Frances borders? No idea, No ones ever tried."
"What do Russians call their barbers? Combrade"
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber."
"Your password must contain an upper and lower case letter, two numbers and a bunch of symbols that look like comic strip swearing."
"What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!"