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Joke of the Day
"My Dad couldn't pull out of my Mom... ...but at least he could pull out of my life."
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"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them."
"I asked my girlfriend if looks and money were important to her when choosing a boyfriend... she said ""Clearly not."" :-("
"The good news is, Tony Abbott says Australia may have spotted two pieces of the plane. The bad news is, Tony Abbott says a lot of things."
"Cops: You were driving while intoxicated Me: I was in no condition to walk"
"What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water? Wade"
"They gave me some cake but it was way too basic and burned my mouth. Turns out the cake was a lye. ^^^^^^sorry"
"Hey, guys! Let's get #Trending trending! Maybe for a moment we'll forget we're all going to die & our bodies will turn to garbage!"
"Why wont a Jewish cannibal eat a German? Germans seem to give them bad gas..."
"What is a cation afraid of? A dogion"