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Joke of the Day
"My Dad couldn't pull out of my Mom... ...but at least he could pull out of my life."
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"My fake ID is so good, bars never suspect I'm not an organ donor."
"when I was little, I drugged the milk to catch Santa. Next morning I found my dad passed out on the stairs. Well played Santa.."
"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!"
"Knock knock Who's there? Doctor About time! You're already ten!"
"If you want some alone time, tell your husband that you're going to watch the Bachelor. Even if you're not."
"I lost my laptop on the beach yesterday Now it's a dell, rolling in the deep"
"My fake mustache fell off in Home Depot and now they won't let me touch any of the power tools."
"Knock Knock Who's there?"