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Joke of the Day
"Chicken pot pie Three of my favorite things."
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"Kanye West becomes the President And Kim Kardashian becomes the First Lady"
"dead baby jokes Q. whats more fun than spinning a dead baby around at 50mph? A. stopping it with a shovel."
"Just ordered a chicken and and an egg off ebay... Will let you know the results soon."
"""if our love was a tweet, i'd fav, RT and 'gram a screen grab, bae."" - modern vows"
"""Yes, I'm still single and underemployed, but at least I'm not MARRYING CHARLES MANSON"" --women at family holiday gatherings from now on"
"No prosecuting Trespassers will be violated"
"What kind of oranges do you take on a boat? Naval oranges. I'm^so^sorry."
"I wish Kristen from finance would tell us her husband was an ""attorney"" one more time so I could feel better about shitting in her purse."
"Swans mate for life...in case you were wondering what made them so mean."