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Joke of the Day
"Dark humour is like food Not everyone gets it"
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"What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome? A hand-me-down."
"Just think, there is coming an entire generation of idiots who will wonder: ""Why did they have a hashtag button on landline phones?"""
"What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself? A dino-sore"
"Dolphins are just Sharks who watch Glee."
"You know you're in a seedy part of town when you ask the waitress for coke and she says ""is meth ok?"""
"What do you call a potato that looks like a penis? A dictator."
"What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend? Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her."
"First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires... Somewhere there is a scouser with a lamp and one wish left. /english humour"
"A woman in labor is in pain and screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, ""Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass, but N-O-O-O-O, you said that might hurt!"""