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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between your mom and a condom? A condom wasn't on my dick last night!"

"But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more to be the man who walked 1000 miles to get away from you. I want a divorce."

"What's the difference between you and an egg? The egg actually gets laid!"

"Is there a big difference between Alan and Robin Thicke Or is it just a blurred line?"

"Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door? Foyer protection"

"50 cent filed for bankruptcy... That makes no cents."

"How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom? OC By process of elimination."

"What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake? I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me"

"Why is Santa's sack so large? He only comes once a year."

"How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, anarchists can't change anything."