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Joke of the Day

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting me to date her."

"My fave pickup line as a gay man... Hey, are you a vital organ? Because I don't think I can live without you inside of me."

"What did the mama bison say to her son when he went off to college Bison. :> get it?"

"With Twitter, who needs imaginary friends?"

"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles..."

"A robber broke into a perfume store... He raided the register and stole everything in the store, he took every last scent."

"Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?"

"Head says ""Forget about her."" Heart says ""Tell her u love her."" Bottle of whisky says""Ride the cat around the house & you'll feel better."""

"I'm a bit worried. I was checking my testicles this morning, and I noticed that one of them... ...is considerably larger than the other two."

"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing-set in her back yard? ...neither did she"