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Joke of the Day

"A boy says to his step-dad ""You're not my real dad"", and his step-dad says ""you're right, because I'm here right now""."

"What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics? Being able to walk."

"My wife's been missing for two weeks and the police said to prepare for the worst. So I went to the Goodwill and got her clothes back."

"A real man will always find time for his woman, even if it means blowing off a date with his mistress."

"I'd get in the back of their van if they told me they had a phone charger in it."

"USA lose graciously to Belgium in the World Cup. Obama says no hard feelings & any drones heading towards Belgium are nothing to worry about"

"Up-Dog Something smells like updog."

"I honestly didn't think it would be this difficult to resist sexting Oprah during my morning commute."

"Two cowboys walk into a bar... And the bar done et the slower one."

"Why did Kesha switch ""$"" back to an ""s""? Because she no longer has a dollar to her name."