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Joke of the Day

"One Girl, Two Cups would be a terrible name for a bra shop."

"Sadly, I had to quit my job as a taxi driver... I just couldn't stand everyone talking behind my back."

"Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?"

"Never tell a blind Catholic that seeing is is believing..."

"Quick tax question: Does giving thousands of dollars to charity last year make up for lying about it this year?"

"My muslim neighbour invited me to this 'jihad party' he organised Everyone had a blast!"

"I just think there are a lot more animals out there we could be eating."

"Have you heard the one about the angry mob? It's a riot."

"Hate it when a mum automatically assumes their baby is hungry when they cry. Maybe they're crying for a stable economy. YOU DON'T KNOW!"

"Do you remember those old romantic movies where the guy would lay his coat down in a puddle for the woman? WALK AROUND THE FUCKING PUDDLE."