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Joke of the Day

"Why is ""abbreviation"" such a long word? "

"Susan froze to death. She was cremated It's what she would have wanted."

"(During Chemistry) Teacher, let me tell you a joke about Potassium K."

"You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles.... But at least they drive slowly past schools"

"I'd like to see Batman and Robin fight crime in places that need it the most. ""Hey Batman!"" ""Yeah, Robin?"" ""Didn't we park the Batmobile here?"""

"One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb."

"I need Irish jokes, pronto! Just 'cause"

"Congrats Amy Winehouse on being 5 years sober"

"""Plagiarism Squad reporting for duty."" / ""Copy that."""

"Relationships are like Algebra... You look at your X and wonder Y."