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Joke of the Day
"what is green and has wheels? A frog, I lied about the wheels."
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"What did the constipated mathematician do? He sat down and worked it out with a pencil."
"What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party? Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !"
"Why can't elephants go skinny dipping? They can't get their trunks off..."
"I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone."
"*shows up to salsa lessons with tostitos* haha what the heck are you idiots doing"
"[introducing you to my family] ""this is my son Carson, my daughter Boatdaughter, & our dog Motorcyclepet"""
"What's a zombie's favorite weather? Brainstorms."
"Guess what? Chicken Butt"
"Look out, ladies! Chris Brown is officially single! (Seriously. Look out. The guy's like a violent criminal)."