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Joke of the Day
"I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone."
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"How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal? handsfree"
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"What has eyes but can't see? Hellen Keller"
"What's the going rate to find out a girl isn't into you? My recent observation concludes ~$140. Great weekend."
"Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets? To avoid a hostel takeover."
"""Dad, could you lend me your chair? I'm fixing the table."" ""Sorry, son. I'm not feeling particularly chairitable today."""
"To the person who stole my Microsoft Office. I will take it back. You have my Word."
"What's the difference between Ellen Pao and hitler? Hitler at least helped his people."
"Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder? He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world."