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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft? 200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)"

"Nothing beats a beautiful woman. Except Chris Brown"

"Hitler was't that bad of a guy He did kill Hitler after all."

"I usually like telling jokes, But I always seem to punch up the fuckline."

"A guy I work with farted on the elevator... It was wrong on so many levels."

"So a group of nerve cells are mingling for the first time. They look really nervous."

"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans"

"Whiskey diet I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already"

"I'm not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day... She's lactose intolerant."

"What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire."