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Joke of the Day

"What happens to the taxidermist after he eats? He gets stuffed."

"Why didn't the rest of the fractions like ""mc"" very much? Because he was generally known to be a square(ed)."

"My friend asked me how long I'v been married. I told him 15 years, but with the wind chill it feels like 30"

"Why Couldn't the Billionaire Fit through the circular door? He was too eccentric."

"Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments? Because they were for test porpoise only"

"What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas? Cancer."

"Why do they call boats ""she""? Because the wives had to get on board somehow."

"Confession: I'm a fake gamer guy. This gut? Prosthetic. These shorts? Armani. Even this bag of cheetos is filled with healthy baby carrots!"

"I bought an iPod from El Chapo... But now I have to keep jailbreaking it."

"What do you call a man with a blood-covered axe with necklaces made of fingers running towards you? Why the fuck are you still thinking what to call him? Run and get the cops!"