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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a Jewish girl scream twice? Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the bedspread."

"When it comes to telling a joke, opportunity Knock Knocks. #jokes"

"Saw two blind people fighting today. I said, ""I think that the guy with the knife will win!"" They both ran away. Edit: Grammar"

"Why aren't any transvestites astronauts? Because in space, there's no drag.^please^dont^hurt^me."

"What is the fear of prostitutes called? Ho-bia"

"Damn boy, are you the black jelly bean? Because I absentmindedly picked you, and now I regret having you in my mouth."

"No, really, you should definitely reblog fifty more versions of that ""Keep Calm and Carry On"" poster."

"What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak."

"Will I be able to drink with these? - First question when prescribed meds"

"What's the difference between little girls and wine? Wine gets better as it gets older"