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Joke of the Day

"Young people of today will never know the joy of having a cassette stuck in the car stereo & listening to the same 12 songs for 20 years."

"What does my mom and a turkey have in common? They both died on Thanksgiving"

"I just watched a documentary on marijuana They should all be watched that way"

"What is Superman's favorite thing to eat for breakfast? A Bag-El"

"Alabama has changed its drinking age to 28 Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school"

"Today I met a guy who said he was a Premature Ejaculator He came out of nowhere"

"There are too many people who could ruin my life by posting a screenshot of a text conversation we've had."

"I bought a new dog yesterday. I've named him Rolex.......he's a watchdog"

"""Nope. Nope. Yeah right. Nope. Close! Nah. Nope. Almost! Hahaha, you're terrible at this."" - piece of popcorn stuck between teeth."

"Dad, why is my cousin called Porsche? Dad: Because her father likes Porsche cars. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: You're welcomed, young boy."