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Joke of the Day

"What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy? En-dwarf-ins"

"And suddenly those annoying neighbors that leave their Christmas lights up all year long look like geniuses."

"what did the strong bee say to the weak bee? beehold my power"

"My mom said she is going Indiana. I said: That's gross mom I don't want to hear about your sex life."

"If I had a dollar for every joke I've recycled I would have a lot since this is a popular style of joke"

"My friend told me that she wanted to give me a deep throat blow job today. ""Really!?"" I asked. ""No,"" she replied, ""April Fogarbnsrgabsjg...."" That'll teach her to try to be funny..."

"If I had a million dollars i'd pay to have sex with your mum and i'd probably invest the other $999,990"

"What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas? Downton Syndrome"

"Every year I end up have so much Thanksgiving leftovers.. Not this year though. I'm quitting cold turkey"

"Ever since Crystal signed my yearbook in 4th grade, all of my summers have been rad and I haven't changed, just like she asked."