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Joke of the Day
"Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex. "
Next Joke
"What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead. Credit goes to a Laffy Taffy wrapper from some years ago."
"Why was the beaver homeless? He just couldn't give a dam."
"A guy wraps himself in plastic wrap, no clothes or anything and walks into a psychologists office. The first thing she says is, ""I can see your nuts."""
"Someone told me that you look like an owl."
"Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women? It can be a slippery slope."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite song? Another brick in the wall"
"When I was a kid we were so poor... I had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat."
"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""Hey, your dick is hanging out"""
"Mike Pence doesn't believe in science But he wants to use electricity to turn fruits into vegetables"