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Joke of the Day

"Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters? They're afraid of catching fire!"

"My strange fetish is smoke detectors When they go off it gets hot in here."

"I beat up some eggs with an egg beater. They kept cracking yokes at me."

"I always keep a taser on me in case anyone asks if they can have one of my fries."

"In hell all the ball pits are filled with legos."

"We get it car dealers, EVERY Day is a sale day. You don't have to make shit up like The Saturday After It Rained On A Friday Sale."

"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? "

"[shitty joke incoming] A man just woke up from brain surgery... Where he got a brain tumor removed. When the doctor asked if he was okay he said he felt light headed."

"Anyone else think Mexican and African jokes are pretty much all the same? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!"

"What do you call a well-endowed Asian man? Hung Lo"