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Joke of the Day

"I'll be remembering Pearl Harbor by getting bombed this evening."

"I always envisioned Hermione as a burly, middle-aged Italian fellow, so imagine my surprise when the films revealed her to be a little girl."

"Obviously chocolate was created for women It's called HERshey, not HISshey"

"It's pancake day already? That sure creped up fast."

"Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ? Because it hurt."

"I hate when people tell me I don't get it. Like, what does that even mean?"

"I wonder who plays the ""famous rich guy who can relate to poor people"" on the AT&T; commercials at Luke Wilson's house?"

"A nun was kidnapped No offence but she was asking for it. Nun taken."

"My girlfriend laughed at me for having an existential crisis at 17. Jokes on her. She doesn't even exist!"

"How do you know if you're in a French Village? If you see sap buckets on telephone poles."