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Joke of the Day
"Today was my first day in University Everyone look me like i am a criminal or prey."
Next Joke
"Me: I snuck in my own candy and a drink Her: This is a funeral home Me: Without a snack bar"
"I'm not saying I'm an idiot... But if some village comes looking...tell them you never saw me."
"What's brown and sticky? A stick. *I'm sorry I couldn't resist.*"
"If we can put a man on the moon, we can put a man with AIDS on the moon. And then someday, we can put everyone with AIDS on the moon."
"*takes personality test* *fails*"
"Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert? It's full of Arab Seamen."
"Why are Eskimos always alone? Because they like being ice-olated"
"What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed? [OC] High humor"
"I made the Earth move for the last girl I had sex with. And then I moved it back to the hole I had buried her in."