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Joke of the Day

"I've invented a new word. Plagerism http://reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2oy5fe/i_made_up_a_new_word/"

"Why is the number '9' like a peacock? It's nothing without its tail."

"Jesus said to love your neighbor, but makes no mention about putting up with their music at 3am."

"My wife's fanny smells like roses.. But rose's is tighter."

"When I'm bored on a plane, I pull a random machine part out of my pocket and ask the person next to me ""Do you know where this came from?"""

"I didn't like the fungi at first, But then it grew on me."

"You don't have to be good at anagrams to see that Pope Benedict is an Epic Bent Pedo."

"So i was trying to come up with a short joke about Catholic priests... But all the little ones were taken :v"

"My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be."

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ... Then I thought, ""look what's telling me that"""