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Joke of the Day
"No one in the Star Trek universe knows how to tie a neck tie. They're all use to Klingons."
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"""And to my son Ronald, I leave my entire collection of mint-condition, never-been-opened LinkedIn Updates emails."""
"What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger? A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges"
"I've reprogrammed my FitBit to allow for more me time. And by reprogram, I mean I've attached it to the leg of a deer. I was born to run."
"Channel 4 are making a documentary about a black man producing cocaine in his bedroom, they're calling it, ""CHOCOLATE & HIS CHARLIE FACTORY."""
"An airplane killed a jogger while making an emergency landing on a South Carolina beach. Which is why I don't jog."
"What do you call a cow that's masturbating? Beef Stroganoff"
"What did one hash brownie say to the other? We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other."
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway"
"I'd jump in front of a gently tossed beach ball for you."