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Joke of the Day
"What is a difference between Jesus and a Picture of Jesus? It takes one nail to hang a picture."
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"Her: You spent our entire life savings on dogs Me: They're golden retrievers, Karen. They retrieve gold. I did it for us"
"""You are what you eat"" I chant furiously, shoving another roach in my mouth. Mushroom clouds keep growing in the distance"
"What vocation can transform anything into a gate? A reporter."
"Do you have neighbors?.. Do you have extension cords?..... Are you paying too much for electricity?"
"A tee-shirt idea For tourists in Virginia: ""Congratulations on losing your Virginia-ty"""
"A baby seal walks in to a club. . . ."
"How does the Moon get its haircut? Eclipse it!"
"Cavemen were smarter than we think. Do you know why cavemen dragged their women around by the hair? It was so they wouldn't fill up with rocks."
"Someone keeps downvoting my racist jokes. It's like a ton of black people suddenly got laptops or something."