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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A: A pachydermatologist."
Next Joke
"Just got home from the doctor, apparently I have a couple of kidney stones... It should be okay though, he told me that *these two shall pass.*"
"What do you call a 3 humped camel? Pregnant."
"Billy was a chemist's son/ But now he is no more/ 'Cos what he thought was H20/ Was H2So4."
"Why is the all-lisp percussion section so quiet? Because thimbles aren't very loud."
"Failed Hallmark card: I'm sorry I stabbed you with a fork when you leaned in to kiss me. I thought you were going to take my taco."
"I am so bored in my current profession. I am thinking of becoming a bartender... ...to shake things up a bit."
"My dentist hit me in the mouth... ...he really hurt my fillings."
"My pet mouse Elvis died today He got caught in a trap."
"A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and the bartender says, Sorry, we don't serve food in here."