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Joke of the Day
"I went to a child psychologist once. He was rubbish. He was only seven."
Next Joke
"Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. Me: Can I have another? I'd like to bring a guest."
"My doctor put me on a strict vegan diet, but every Monday I'm allowed a cheat day So I nip out and fuck his wife."
"When people are singing Happy Birthday to me, I have no idea where to look."
"Why isn't Hungary's capital city called ""Very"""
"What is Doctor Who's favorite snack? Pop-Tardis"
"Confucius say: It is good if boy meets girl in park... It is better if boy parks meat in girl."
"Girls can be so ungrateful sometimes... I made breakfast in bed for her and instead of saying ""Thank you"", she was all shouty like ""How the hell did you get in my house...?"""
"There are thirty cows and twenty eight chickens. How many didn't? Ten of them."
"I took some pictures of my girlfriend's butt this morning I'm saving them for posteriority."