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"heres a funny one. womens rights /s"
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"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two white stallions fell in the mud."
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"My wife and I were shopping the other day, she said she needed a new pillow. I said ""That's a big decision, you should sleep on it."""
"I'm not religious but I'm spiritual, which means I think the mothman prophecy is real and I don't feel bad about shoplifting"
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"Bruce Wayne: I wanna fight crime. Alfred: You're a billionaire. Open orphanages, free clinics, day care cen- Bruce: No I wanna punch people."
"On a scale between 1 to 10... How likely is it that this question is in binary?"
"Getting grey hair hurts less when you say you're sprouting tinsel instead."