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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Puerto Rican are in the back seat of a car. Who's driving ? Immigration. (ICE)"

"They say Ronda Rousey isn't much of a wrestler... But you'll be amazed when you see her box."

"Okay with female deers & drops of golden sun. But always felt that ""La"" deserved a better identity than ""a note to follow So"""

"I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Curry ! Curry who ? Curry me back home will you !"

"Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here My dog when we go for a walk."

"How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? Velrow"

"I had a call from a charity asking me to donate old clothes for starving people. I told them anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving"

"How do you buy hair? You have toupee"

"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" is a great saying... But apparently a bad way to tell your kid they're adopted."