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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Puerto Rican are in the back seat of a car. Who's driving ? Immigration. (ICE)"

"What's Canada's favorite board game? Sorry"

"Cow tipping is a myth. Cattle are horrible tippers. They rarely leave 10%, even for adequate service."

"I want to invent a nap time machine, which is a time machine that takes you to times you could've napped and didn't."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Oink. Oink Who? Make Up Your Mind...Are You A Pig or an Owl"

"What do you call a sad hat? A sombre-ero!"

"A son asks his father, ""Dad, what does gay mean?"". ""Son, gay means happy"", the father replies. ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""No, son, I'm married to your mother"""

"*Goes to the gym. Takes a selfie in front of the weights. Leaves."

"From now on everyone should start saying ""No"" when asked to be put on hold."

"Two Condoms Two condoms walk by a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Let's go in here and get shit-faced."""