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Joke of the Day
"Russell Crowe had an affair with Meg Ryan He's gladiator."
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"A mime once nearly had me convinced that a wall was actually there... ...but it was just an obstacle illusion."
"My bitch of a Grandma just made me cookies with Raisins in them."
"Give me your best joke get me and my work laughing"
"An orchestra one-liner I popped off my g-string while fingering a minor"
"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... so he gives it to her"
"If God had an iPhone, like 8 of the 10 Commandments would have typos in them."
"Acquaintances: ""So what have you been up to?"" What I hear: ""Please explain yourself, we're trying to figure you out."""
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but I don't know how they'd get in there."
"Do not fap on a plane.. Unless you enjoy hijacking"