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"I had a neurotic rabbit once. His name was Stu."
"What happens if you spin an oriental person around really fast for an extended period of time? They become disoriented."
"Ban land mines now! It's time to put our foot down."
"I didn't know what to wear to my premature ejaculation support meeting... So I just came in my pants."
"One way to handle social anxiety is to pretend you are a ghost & people are staring at you because they have a gift they never asked for"
"Birdshit Why do birds fly upside down over Australia? Because it's not worth shitting on."
"Post your favorite Gary Shandling joke. He is dead. He was sometimes really funny. Post your favorite."
"Why did the fish not get accepted into college? His grades were below sea level"
"When a Vietnamese person has the same first and last name... It's a Nguyen Nguyen situation."