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Joke of the Day

"What did the old Frankish barbarians say to the Roman invasion? [](/dumbfabric)""You don't have the *Gaul* to do it!"""

"I went to the library and tried to take home a book on suicide The librarian said ""fuck off, you won't bring it back!"""

"Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man? he had to much baggage"

"How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest? Ewoks"

"What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub? a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul."

"Patient: Doctor what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!"

"Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They're called ""The Johnson Years""."

"*breathing becomes rapid and pulse starts racing* I...I've never felt...SO ALIVE! *holds up 11th nugget from 10 piece box, for all to see*"

"Enjoying Starbucks' free WiFi with my MacBook and flannel shirt while listening to a band you've probably never heard of."

"Today I found out what it feels like to be discriminated against. I was unfairly labeled a scrub JUST because I was hanging out the passenger side of my best friend's ride."