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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black"

"What kind of bug can survive all winter? A bahumbug!"

"I gave 3 berries to my friend in a trail and got shot immediately... The sign never said they would shoot for trespassing!"

"How many women here think men are pigs? Let me see a show of tits."

"An Englishman an Irishman & a Scotsman... An Englishman an Irishman & a Scotsman get into a cab. The driver turns around and says ""Sorry gents I'm Muslim, I can't take a joke."""

"What did the number zero say to the number eight? ""Nice belt."""

"How to propose marriage: 1. Drive to bridge 2. Jump off"

"I've just realised that I've got one of those cool body types that can eat whatever I want and get fat."

"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Flush"

"[first day as a mechanic] ME: i would say this car is haunted"