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Joke of the Day

"If I ever fire someone who is a Taylor Swift fan I'll say ""I knew you were trouble when you clocked in."""

"""You wanna play the rape game?"" ""-No!"" ""-That's the spirit."""

"I just found out that my sweater was made by indonesian slave children And i must say they did a wonderful job"

"Why did the scarecrow receive an award? ...because he was out standing in his field."

"My washing machine is racist.. It only likes whites with whites and colors w colors.."

"My favorite sex position I called wow Its when I flip your mom over."

"*stands over dads casket* ""Mom isn't doing well, dad."" *puts hand on dad's shoulder* ""You need to stop building caskets. It's creepy."""

"What day do most mothers give birth? Labor day."

"Me: u can walk around without shoes Teacher: right Me: but after a while it hurts your feet Teacher: ok Me: so time wounds all the heels"

"I keep having this reoccurring dream Every night I dream I'm constantly changing between being a teepee and a wigwam. I went to the doctor and he told me ""Calm down kid, you're two tents.""."