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Joke of the Day
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"Sorry I said your baby looks like the anti-Christ. I meant to say she looks like her mother."
"My friend David lost his id last week Now we just call him Dav"
"How do you prevent 9/11? Make it a Malaysian airlines flight."
"My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course I've never heard it get thrown out a window before."
"Dad, my laptop's frozen. Have you tried warming it up?"
"Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing."
"How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season."
"Never judge Darth Vader's parenting abilities harshly when we live in a world where Toddlers In Tiaras exists."
"I had an amazing racist joke to tell... ...but a black guy stole it."