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Joke of the Day

"[royalty free Black Keys-sounding music plays] Anthony Bourdain: There's nothing more rock n roll than eating a famous new york city whopper"

"A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The police officer"

"I am suffering from Tinnitus Feminale... ... Everytime a women moves her lips, I hear a loud ringing."

"Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...? He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H... !"

"What do you call two Chinese government massacres? Tienanmen squared"

"Ever met the human version of a headache?"

"Him: This house is perfect for us! Her: What about the kids? Him: You're right. We'll have to put them up for adoption"

"What has 2 legs and looses a lot of blood? Half a dog"

"No one wants to feel like an obligation. Either commit to them or leave."