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Joke of the Day

"My cousin couldn't pay the church for her exorcism So they repossessed her."

"Why did the band Nickelback get booed at the football halftime show? Because they suck."

"Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream? Someone threw a fridge at her."

"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stroganoff!"

"What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos? Looking sharp."

"Some people say I have a dark sense of humor. Not as dark as the charred remains of a holocaust victim."

"How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other? Through *more*se code!"

"When someone shows you they don't want to be a part of your life, let them go. I'm not saying you can't make a voodoo doll of them, though."

" I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one."

"My sister said I'm being immature. I guess she isn't getting her nose back"