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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ? About 3 inches"
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"Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17? Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even."
"What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !"
"Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker? Because he overcame the dark side"
"I think I might be suffering from anorexia. Every time I look in the mirror I just see a fat guy."
"How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Men can be Feminists, too."
"Why cant a bicykle stand on its own? Because its two tired! *badum tiss*"
"What bone will a dog never eat a trombone"
"What do you call a porn with two couples? A pair-a-mount picture."
"What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines? Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once."