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Joke of the Day

"She was wetter than a down syndromes chin."

"A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. ""Excuse me"" he said to the cat in charge ""Can you get milk stains out?"" ""Sure"" replied the cat. ""We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"""

"Did your world end today? Mayan didn't"

"What idiot named it a mugshot instead of a cellfie?"

"I'm going to rewrite history. History."

"My friend drowned. So at his funeral... ...we took a cake shaped like a life raft. After all...It's what he would have wanted."

"The headline ""WORLD'S OLDEST PERSON DIES"" could also be ""WORLD HAS NEW OLDEST PERSON""."

"My gym instructor says that Warm-Ups are extremely necessary. So, I brought donuts along this time but I can't find the microwave oven."

"Star Wars should cast an Indian actor to play Mace Hindu."

"Womans Rights see above"