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Joke of the Day
"*pulls away from kissing* batman, is this why I'm your sidekick?"
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"Sky TV 'Fluid Viewing' I thought this meant they were now streaming PornHub"
"Took a class at Trump University but ... ... the textbook had four Chapter 11s."
"how do you call those guys who hang around with musicians all the time? Drummers."
"What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!"
"""Buttocks! Sexy sexy buttocks! Introduce me to your buttocks! My name is Tony!"" - from my new song, ""Dusk in Vienna"""
"Why did the gay necropheliac stop by the morgue on his way home? He wanted to suck down a few cold ones after work."
"My friend decided to become an astrophysicist instead of an engineer. I guess you could say he got sucked into black holes."
"I'm gonna cook tons of bacon, crush it up and sell it for extra money to support my family. Bacon Bad"
"DJ vu. The feeling you get when you've heard the same music in a club before."