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Joke of the Day

"*pulls away from kissing* batman, is this why I'm your sidekick?"

"Ugly girls are basically just dudes I'm not allowed to fight."

"I was addicted to the hokey pokey but then I turned myself around."

"Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye."

"What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity? ""Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."""

"Never call a woman fat An elephant never forgets."

"What's the difference between love and herpes? Love doesn't last forever."

"Glad my dog is warning me about the child walking down the street catching snowflakes on his tongue. He seems sketchy."

"My wife said I'd look good in a beard, I wasn't sure... But it grew on me!"

"How is Harrison Ford like the Reddit admins? Both should have said no to the latest update."