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Joke of the Day
"Remember, in a few days this'll be last year."
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"""This team looks good,"" said my son of the somewhat browner soccer team who were not yet playing soccer. #racist"
"friendzone how many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
"""listen up, I'm only going to show you this once!"" ~ suicide bomber teacher."
"You know what they say about having big hands and big feet 2 out of 3 is not bad"
"Today my dad died in a scuba accident It was a very depressing situation"
"My friend David had his id stolen. I just call him Dav."
"True Story: A guy at the supermarket walked up to me today and asked me if I was on twitter. I said no. If you're reading this, I lied."
"You kids don't remember, but once there were sitcoms about something other than gay guys."
"Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she."