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Joke of the Day

"Johnson, Clinton, and Trump are lost at sea. Who wins the election? America."

"How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark."

"I call my husband current... He likes it better than number two."

"Why did Marxism never catch on in England? Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea."

"Who teaches you how to fart? A tutor."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !"

"Did you like www.flower.com? Not at first....but it grew on me!"

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary. ...or a High Definition."

"Organic chemistry is difficult Those who study it have alkynes of trouble."

"Just saw a billboard that said, ""Texting & Driving Is Dangerous!"" Hahaha... that's so lamOMG I JUST HIT A CIRCUS ELEPHANT!!!"