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Joke of the Day

"Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane? Aren't they themselves a carry-on?"

"Girlfriend Joke - Written by Me I was in the shower with my girlfriend the other day and I asked her, ""Have you ever been peed on in the shower?"" She said, ""NO!"" I said, ""Yes, Yes you have!"""

"A Higgs Boson walks into a church The priest says ""we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here"". The Higgs Boson then replies ""but without me, how could you have mass?"""

"Did you hear about the whistle-blower who couldn't make it home for Christmas? He was Snowden."

"What's a gay guys favorite pizza? Meat lover's"

"At my funeral I'm going to have a Sharpie chained to the coffin so friends can draw one last dick on my face."

"E-mail Addresses Are Kinda Like Underwear... If you don't change them often enough they'll get full of shit"

"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? The headline said ""Small Medium at Large"""

"Did anyone lose a roll of twenties wrapped in a rubberband? I found the rubberband!"

"Where do men have the most curly hair? In Africa"