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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a gay couple has a heated argument and one of them stabs another with a knife? *a homocide.*"

"What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol? Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway"

"What did the sadist say when the masochist said ""Hit me""? ""No."""

"I wanted to thank you personally for the like. That's why I'm in your house."

"How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb? Yarn."

"Did you hear the one about the three eggs? Too Bad."

"Cinderella is my favorite story about women who fight over a man who doesn't even remember what a woman he spent the night with looks like."

"I have nothing in common with people that learn from their mistakes"

"If you're an astronaut.. and you don't end every relationship with ""I need space"" then you're just wasting your time"

"I did it again, I put way too much hairspray on my back hair, now I can't sleep."