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Joke of the Day
"Where assholes go to die The cheap toilet paper section."
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"Sluggish (n): What slugs speak."
"On Pedophile Opposite Day they go to army bases to have sex with Majors."
"What do you call a lesbian that turned straight A hasbien"
"Why has barbie never gotten pregnant? Because Ken came in another box ;)"
"I just left my job... Me: I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. Friend: What did he say? Me: ""You're fired""."
"*breaks into museum* *sprays fine mist to show alarm lasers* *plays a sweet jam on boombox* *krumps right into each beam*"
"What is a buddhist's favorite pizza? One with everything"
"[sees baby drooling] um excuse me i am a person not a piece of meat"
"I don't drink water anymore, not after what it did to the Grand Canyon"