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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a fool to read something? Mark it as NSFW"

"If you ever get in a knife fight with a group of clowns Go for the juggler"

"Tattoos tell a story, like tribal tattoos tell a story of a guy that wears sunglasses indoors."

"My horse was way more aggressive than usual today it threw me off"

"""The powder | ""The pow| ""The power | ""The power of Cheese | ""The power of Ch| ""The power of Christ compels you!"" - The AutocorrExorcist"

"Gotye used to be popular. Now he's just somebody that we used to know."

"I think parents are incredibly selfish and rude for having additional children without first consulting their existing child. "

"There should be a prenatal test to tell if you're gonna have one of those kids with tiny teeth and giant gums."

"Did you hear about the American Indian who died from drinking too much tea? He drowned in his own tepee!"