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"How do you get a fool to read something? Mark it as NSFW"
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"What dose a old lady got between her tits? Her belly button."
"'I just call it like I see it...' -People giving their unsolicited opinion about their unsolicited opinions."
"What's the best thing about dark humor? People don't take it lightly."
"I like my women like how I like my coffee beans Ground and stored in the freezer."
"What kind of tumors do tough guys get? Heman-giomas"
"Waitress: ""Hi, my nam-"" Me: ""Vodka martini, please."""
"""Charlie, I want a divorce."" [in a black robe sacrificing a chicken on a satanic blood alter] Why?"
"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts"
"I got charged for a satellite dish the other day... I was furious. He told me it'd be on the house."