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Joke of the Day
"Why is a gay guy dating someone named Andy particularly useful? Because he might come in Andy"
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"So I developed a new biological weapon the other day... But then another mad scientist called me out, saying he developed the exact same thing a week before. He sued me for plaugeirizing."
"What do Downton Abbey and Premenstrual Syndrome have in common? They're both period drama"
"Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom? Because they p-irate."
"I was reading a book about adhesive the other day. I just couldn't put it down."
"Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her Bill becomes President!"
"American Horror Story: Public Restroom"
"A Roman legionary walks into a bar.. He starts complaining about his ex-girlfriends to the bartender. The bartender replies, astounded, ""how do you even manage 10 girlfriends?"""
"A coworker asked me if I would please quit loudly singing along with my Oasis mix tape this morning. I said maybe..."
"Which color do Colombian communists hate the most? *Greengos*"