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Joke of the Day
"How does a flower get pollinated? Beez Nuts!"
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"There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who are good at math, and those who aren't."
"You need to carry women in your arms; they will climb on your back by themselves."
"What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car? I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended."
"All the sex I've ever had in my life... has been an inside job."
"Break a mirror and get 7 years of bad luck... Break a condom and get 18"
"Marriage: I gave sex up for this?"
"I wish I was important enough for my nudes to get leaked."
"I've never had a beard and don't know if I like it, but it's growing on me. I'll go now."
"These pants fit like a cheap hotel... No ballroom."