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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than a blowjob from Willie Nelson? That ain't Willie Nelson."
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"I think the best thing about being a cyclops is no one would notice if you had a lazy eye."
"Whatever happens tomorrow... ...Thanks Obama."
"Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back? Because they will be at your funeral in spirit"
"My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her So I hit her over the head with my Xbox."
"Racism Q: How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle? A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!"
"Hot guy just walked up to me and said I was pretty so naturally I pulled out a Sharpie and drew a star on his forehead."
"If your partner is overweight, get them to walk 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles in the evening. After 2 weeks the fat fucker will be 84 miles away"
"What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name."
"So my biology teacher asked me what are in cells... I said ""black people"" and somehow that wasn't right"